Princess Teddy

Friday, August 08, 200810:10 PM

CSI Royal Teddy Squad: Blood Trails

Today is definitely one of my most exciting day. Never mind that 19 hours before the excitement, I had my heart broken. OMG I was really glad I went out today.

Why am I excited? Cos of the fireworks? Nah pish tosh, it can't even compare to what I experienced. Although I admit the Black Knights were cool. OMG I wanna date a pilot, and I will force him to fly me on his fighter jet. Poo, if I wasn't as blind as a bat I would have tried to be a pilot. Then the fireworks are cool too, took some vids, but not clear, and you can hear me and Tranny complaining all the way. Seriously, couples should just get a room instead of smooching in front of deeply traumatised and saddened Teddy...

Initiate CSI Royal Teddy Squad.

Mission 1: Trace suspicious blood trails
That's right folks. A TRAIL OF BLOOD. Life doesn't get anymore mysterious than this. Whoo boy *rubs hands gleefully* Even Fang's hyped up. Ok wait, Fang's no longer the old nice and friendly guy. He is still nice and friendly but with alot of spice and spunk. Whee~ So what happened was, 5 of us randomly decided (ok, I decided) to eat at Waraku Pasta. Food so-so... But it's cheesy and happy, so yea, no complains there. So after dinner, we happily trooped along, and stepped on some red spots on the ground. We thought maybe cos it's National Day, some jokers decided to paint the town red literally, so we didn't bother, until it got to the point where the smell was SO STRONG, like rusted iron, that our curiosity piqued, and we decided to follow the trail...

Mission 2: Secure the murder weapon
Ok ok, the trail led to this security aunty chasing people away from what looked like a... *gasp* murder weapon. Ok ok, I don't think it's a murder, prolly some random gangland fight gone wrong. Just wanna sound drama ok? So the weapon looked like a small silver thing, size of a swiss army knife. Since it doesn't look sharp, we can assume it's a closed Swiss Army knife. There was a newspaper beside it, maybe to cover up a blood puddle... The scene was definitely contaminated with idiotic passer-bys stepping over the blood trails, setting red herrings all over the place. Nevertheless, we are not undetered, and we continued our investigation

Mission 3: Track location of victim
With this much blood being loss, it's only logical to assume the one running away is the victim. Like my mom said "Who would be so silly to stay there and continue getting stabbed?" So we assumed victim ran to the toilet.... The trail led us back to... The exit opposite Waraku Pasta... KUSO We just left there!?!? Why didn't we notice suspicious people using the exit? Must be yummy cheese overload. Unwilling to be crushed by our lack of alertness, we peered through (don't wanna leave fingerprints on door knobs) the window and found more blood trails going down... And so Royal Teddy perservered and took escalator down to level 2. More blood leading down, and so on we go. For the sake of Justice, Princess Teddy will forget the pain her stupid %$@@# wedge is causing her feet. We reach level 1, and discovered we're on ground zero. The victim probably took a cab home, or had a friend waiting there. There was a small pool of blood at the stand, so our assumption may not be entirely false. We concluded that the victim wasn't as innocent as one can imagine, else he would have gladly gone to the hospital and assisted the coppers. And where were the cops? Ensuring the already-contaminated crime scene doesn't get anymore contaminated of course... How dutiful ="= It's ok, cos they've got Royal Teddy Squad investigating...

Mission 4: Unlock the suspects
Have we failed then, since our "victim" disappeared? No, because we spotted a group of 5 guys dressed in white huddling while walking, one of them clutching an arm. Curious, 4 of the squad guys decided to check them out, leaving Princess Teddy to cover their asses. It turns out that this injured man may be our perpetrator, as he sustained a mysterious wound, that might have been caused in the stabbing (ok ok, slashing) process. And said gang disappeared into the carpark before we could call for backup. Hopefully the coppers get them soon.

Interesting right? So cool, we get to play detective for a day. But most of the stuff are our conjecture. Maybe someone stepped on something sharp, then decided to cause himself more pain by going down the stairs with an injured foot, and the security aunty, being so bored with watching crowds squeezing crowds decided to let her imagination run wild and call in the cops. You never know. Some people tend to think too much. And it isn't necessarily a good thing for them or the people around them.

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