Tuesday, July 22, 20087:39 PM

Teddy's emo-ing

You know, if you belong to a cave, you should stay there... Because people who don't live in caves have manners, are sort-of civilized, eat politely, close their toilet door when doing business, speak in polite tones, let the elderly or weak pass instead of bulldozing them to the ground, don't pick their noses in public, don't elbow people around, they bathe daily, etc etc. Avid Princess Teddy's fans should know which creatures I speak of. They are seriously not worth getting any trouble over.

Why am I so pissed again? Well, it's a B-E-A-Utiful rainy day, and HRH wants to fall asleep. So, HRH sleepily trudged in the train in her slippery slippers and aching calfs... and was blocked by a large dirty caveman. So HRH tries to make her way around said boulder, only to be pushed away by another large dirty caveman that was pouncing on a barely there (because of some inconsiderate person's umbrella) seat. HRH almost fell. And what did that caveman do? Stare at HRH at smirked. F**king asshole. Go back to your slimy overcrowded parasite breeding ground, you maggot.

Then the-people-who-never-bathed (another species of caveman) came in, and acted like their train was their own um... mudbath or something. See, when people shift away from you, it's not because they want to give you space to fidget about, twisting around, leaning against the pole, generally taking up more space than 1 person belonging to a polite community should. It's because
a.) you seriously stink
b.) you're hitting them with your fidgetting, instead of screaming "Molest", they are giving you the benefit of the doubt, which I doubt you deserve
c.) They wanna get out, and you and you stinkball friends are blocking the way.

I have other things I'm angry and sad about, but I'll leave it for another day. I'm still seeking closure from him...

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