I went to watch AVP2 yesterday with Bman and JM. It was so random, we were taking the train home, then Bman asked us, "Wanna go Lot 1 and hang out? I don't want to go home so early" and I don't know why, I spontaneously picked up my (very heavy) bag and rushed out of the train. WHAT IS WRONG WITH MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE? Anyway, because I didn't wanna waste time, I wanted to watch a movie. Well, Either that or get my ears pierced. I miss the pain... Rofl, I'm barking mad.
So anyway, now's not a movie season, so there were little choices, one of which was AVP2, and I forgot the rest. Too insignificant to remember. You must remember that Lot 1 is a tiny tiny mall, with a tiny tiny theater so the choices are very very little. The seats are cool, very rocky.
//AVP2 SPOILER ALERT
So moving on to AVP2. Read "Alien versus Predator 2" no humans. Right? So why does the first 30 minutes of the film feel like High School Musical 3? But I digress, the bad humans got eaten up/died one horrible death after another, and as with all movies, the very good, very stoic hero/s survive. Oh yea, I always thought kids will never ever ever be involved in violence. Guess I was wrong. Enter 10 minutes into the show, 1 kid was killed with his dad, alien-baby style (meaning they leech on you, and you host them, only to have them bursting out of your stomach... ouch). Anyway I refuse to watch violence involving kids, so I thought I would be pissed throughout the entire show. I was partly right. Well, lemme get through the bad bit first... There was a hospital, and in every hospital, there would be a nursery right? And guess what's waiting outside the nursery for the poor little babies? "Predalien" - the hybrid of alien and Predator (and he-she doesn't look as cool as my Mr Predator, I always thought aliens were females and Predator was male, so Predalien is a tranny...) Well they didn't show what Predalien did to the babies but it's obvious he-she will not cuddle them and sooth them to sleep. And the entire show was so dark and gloomy (shows like these always have an excuse for massive blackouts, in this case, Mr Predator going wild at the power plant), can't see the gory bits in full glory. Nor could I see my Mr Predator clearly. AND!!! The irritating humans took alot of screentime off Mr Predator!!! He was suppose to be the star!!! But anyway, Mr Predator (accidentally) killed one of the irritating ones so I'm happy.
By the way, if you wanted to ask me what genre I thought this movie was I'd say chick-flick/comedy. I was laughing for half of the movie ("Look, there's nothing outside..." then alien jumps through the window and attacked complacent dad's face, Mr Predator blasting the power plant from afar while miserable humans panicked, Mr Predator pouring "vaporizing" liquid into the swimming pool and vaporized the water even... etc etc), and the movie didn't have any thought-provoking moments, just sit there and laugh your heads off when someone gets killed.
But Mr Predator... is soooooooooooooo cool!!! I love him~ Whee~ 面打ち帰り！I want the maaaaaaaaaaaaaaask! And his invisibility functioooooooooooooooooooooooooon! It's so cool when he turned invisible with only the 2 blue glowing eyes on show. キーヤァ~ And his hunter physique~ Is way better than skinny lads and beefy muscleheads! *drools* *Teddy on high* maybe 麗 looks like that too... *cough* And I like Mr Predators arsenal of weapons~ so cool! I think I wanted to watch this show only because of Mr Predator... He's so cool, he's not scary at all (since the first Predator...) and Aliens lost it's punch since Mr Predator appeared. Mwahahhahaha!
