Wednesday, December 19, 20072:21 AM
Someone just stab the Ogre...
...please. I'm so clueless right now. What am I suppose to do with this fugly giant green monster??? Oh my god, it's not like I never tried. I DID. For 10 mins (yay record!)... I studied its anatomy, habitat, eating habits, but no where could I find a "How to slay the Ogre" manual. Duh! Please don't tell me everyone is born with the knowledge to program. It's bullshit.
I was so bored today (cos strangely, no one I would speak to are online), I went to watch Mean Girls. Yea I know, ancient show, but when I'm feeling stupid, stupid shows that don't require much thinking (a.k.a chick flicks) are good for me. Oh yea, and I prefer entertainment that doesn't require much movements (a.k.a room for stoning).
Oh please let us stay over in school so I can devise ways to decapitate, dismember, disembowel, gorge, stab, torture (oh wait that should be done before killing...), bat that stupid green blob with my fellow Ogre hunters.
Where in the world have all the tolerable human minions gone to!?!?!? HER ROYAL HIGHNESS DEMANDS COMPANY!
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