Sunday, July 22, 200712:14 AM

teddy's shopping day 2

Y do girls have so many clothes to buy? I really have no idea. Yesterday I went to Vivo for my makeover at Shiseldo. Although I like the scent, and the products the service left much to be said. The salesgirl was really... anti-social. She didn't really bother to sell her products as I sat there waiting for everything to be over. And I really wonder why they called this "professional makeover" when what she did in 1/2 our, I can easily accomplish in 20 mins, given the right products. Well, cant say I've really fallen in love with any makeup... Tho I meet 2 incredibly rich aunties, who were fawning over some eyeliner that has been called out from production, and busy criticizing "how ugly, so no class" the new line of eyeliner is. Said eyeliner costs a bomb mind you. And when they heard there are only 10 of their favorite eyeliner left in Bugis, they casually said "I'll take the lot" Right, filthy rich taitais. What with their hairsprays emitting CFC by the gallons every hour, I say we're better off without the lot of them. Oh and the people who came up with Live Earth use hairsprays too "Need to get this teeny bit to stick flawlessly, Darling. Wouldn't want Madonna to look like a beggar eh?" *smiles and spray 100 bottles of hairspray all over. And you'd think Live Earth was about the message, not the looks.

Do I sound bitter? Hell no, I'm just stating the facts. Them and damn phony nature-watchers. Well, they are watchers alright. Watch and dont do anything. Just film to get rich. Even when a Koala is hounded by monitor lizards, pythons, and killed by mutts (hate those mongrels. Let me tell you, that pure breed poochie there looks no different from baboon's ass, and smell just as bad, no matter how much high classe shampoo you use. And darling, let's not allow your affections for these mutts add to the ever expanding hole in the big O) Yes, and the presenter had the cheek to say "Fortunately, baby Koala survived, but Mommy died" whee~ throw a party will ya? We killed another one. Hurray! What's the bloody point of taking back the baby only after killing the mom? Screw you bloody "nature-lovers". Don't tell me yer 'fraid of a teensy weensy lil poochie eh? Just feed some Godiva chocos. What's so difficult? Learn from the inexperienced pro - Princess Teddy. *sees Elmo keeping her doggie away from Teddy* oh bother...

Anyway, I didn't spend a cent! Yet. Because, I came at 2pm, saw some shop having closing down sales. Looks tempting, how can a "Everything at $10" sign keep me away? So I went and look, either "Everything" was sold, and left some frumpy bits and pieces, or the shop forgot to state the currency. It should be 10 POUNDS not SGD. But whatever. Didnt see anything I like... Luckily... Hee... Anyway, after the torture (yes, torture, my lady friends, I have no idea why I'd allow anyone to do makeup on me anymore, it's almost like eye surgery - "Look down..." prod prod prod at my eyelids, almost squishing my eye balls. "Look up" - poke poke poke at my lower eyelid, itching my tear glands. The horror! And those people staring like I'm some free show exhibit or something.) End of the "surgery" I didn't look like some glam Japanese model on the poster, but at least I'm enlightened - it's fun to prod people's eyeballs... *looks up makeup course website*

After that, I spotted some jeans going for $19 at IP Zone, but dont have my size. Gonna boycott that place man. Then I went to S&K, which is linked to Baleno and ebass. The horror... loads of clothes at ebass! Frills and laces and satin! arg!! I want them all! But I controlled myself and only went for the jeans... But I hate the back pockets. My gawd, they extend from my butt to the lower thigh. Do I need anything to enhance how short my leg or huge my butt is? No. *tosses jeans into the bin* designers these days only seek to make a mockery out of unfit people like me. Gee... And while I was fitting out the jeans, my mom went on a shopping spree - shopping for my clothes that is. So she picked for me, 2 similar black lacy blouses, 1 is a dress actually but i'll prolly wear it with jeans, not gonna expose my badly scarred and untanned legs, and a pair of jeans. Nice! I'e got my jeans. Actually I had the urge to say "I'll take the lot" But I didn't wanna spend too much... Um anyway, the total bill came to less then... the last shopping trip I had. I think...But my wallet kinda exploded. Cos I paid for our lunch too. And groceries. Oh whee. gonna work during the hols... If I do have any hols at all... *sulks* Oh no! At these rate my shopping bills will surpass JM's and Elmo's! Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo *stashes wallets away and deletes shopping as one of the things I like to do.*

Ok ok, enough about my endless shopping nightmares. I got stacked rubbish!!!! Hurray! *applauds* First off the track: Art By Vomit. I suspect that れいた going "Jesus, eh Jesus" My gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawd his voice is so uberly sexy! *squeals* Or maybe it's ルキ going angst-ish. Whatever it is, my heart goes PING when I hear that. I know I should have gotten used to it cos I blasted it for the whole of Friday and this morning... But I cant stop that tingling odd feeling everytime I hear it. Just like Terashii Kodou where (suspected) れいた goes Yoroku out no where... whee~ Loves れりた's voice. *Hugs 麗* I haven't forgotten you! *Spams Gazette videos just to stare and hear 　麗 doing his guitar solos... whee~The Gazette は　大好き！ 愛してるよ！ whee~ *waves The Gazette banner proudly in room* Right, better calm down before my bros (gleefully) admit me to the looney bin. Hm, but the album sounds abit pop-ish now. Dno why... But... HYENA is AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWESOME! Yes yes! *waves flag again* And the ending piece PEOPLE ERROR is omg emo! Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice. Though it contributed to me scaring(i think) JM silly with my emo-ness. Or maybe he just doesnt care? たく... He doesnt care... *sobs* Oh well, still got Elmo~ *skips off to Elmo only to be thrown out* Nooooooooooooooooooo *tries to buy tix to Boston to find Hammy but no money* *sigh* *knocks on Chinzilla's door but no one answers...* Right, Chinzilla is prolly emo-ing about his lappy. Poor him =/ Dont worry Julio, I wont overwork you... *Pats lappy* No! paw prints! *wipes frantically*


On a more emo note. Yes yes I JUST HAVE TO BE EMO ONCE IN AN HOUR YOU KNOW... Dad sold his car. *sniff* no more free rides to school. I dont wanna take the train! *stabs evil Bangala and pervertic uncle* Yesterday was traumatic! I was sitting at the corner of the train (wearing my modest navy piny), reading book when suddenly I saw this bright yellow *pukes* bulge near me. I looks up and saw this uncle "sleeping" and leaning towards me. Arg! So disgusting! I wanna read la. So ok, I thought, mayb really sleeping, so I shifted abit, held my book higher. And he shifted too. Gee. So creepy. Until I couldn't stand it, I glared at him throughout, and he opened is puny (prolly 5mm apart) eyes. Then I went back to reading cos he moved abit away. Then I looked up again, and caught him smirking! Arg! I wanna bash his stupid pudgy face alr. eeew! so gross la. So I stand up, and he happily plopped his oversized ass on my seat. Stupid uncle. Wonder if I can count this as sexual harassment. But it's kinda sick, cos my piny doesn't expose me in anyway! Don't wanna take the train alone anymore... *tries to stick 麗's poster on teddy's bag* Bah... won't stick...

*goes off to find super strong glue*

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