Friday, July 13, 20075:04 AM

S.D the monkey

No wait, make that ape.. er scratch that I think King Kong is better. Yea. That smarmy twit can go jump off empire state building for all I care. Oh wait i DO care, because if he does that, I can celebrate my newfound peace. Yes. The tranquility that's been missing for 7 weeks. *Tries to bat him off to ESB but was rebounded by his sonic waves* I'd like to warn that I have liberally scattered profanities all over, so please leave if you're a peace-loving person, or under 12.

Anyway, lemmee tick off why I HATE HIM.

Firstly he is the skinny version of PCO. Eat and eat and eat but never grows fat. And likes to question "Why cant I grow fat?" (in PCO's case it's "why cant I grow skinny?" DUH!) I feel like strangling him because of this already. Lucky bastard.

He's not just similar to PCO in that way. In previous posts, I have mentioned his deafening ear-piercing, elephant-puking, atrociously , FUCKING LOUD VOICE. ok ok, chill girl... *does yoga breaths* Yes. He can NEVER stop talking, it's like he inhales by talking and if he doesnt talk he dies!. oh wait, cool. *tries to find masking tape but all melted due to the heat from S.D's cavern he calls mouth* And he likes to talk nonsense (surprise? ha-ha), and disgusting stuff like his regular bowel movements BEFORE/DURING/AFTER lunch like it's nobody's business. No wait. He likes to make it EVERYBODY'S business. He likes to talk about himself, his work, his games. him him him. BLA. SHUDDAP ALREADY YOU FREAKING FREAK OF NATURE! NO ONE CARES! YOU HAVE THE GUTS TO ANNOUNCE YOUR LOSERIFIC LIFE EH? I SALUTE YOU!!! *tries to pour sewage system down his throat because that's where it rightly belongs* Oh, just like PCO. HA! he has a skinny twin, fancy that ="=

Third similarity. Both are F***ING busybody. His ears are definitely made for sourcing out any whisper from any corner of the room man. Even with his stupid headphones on, blasting crappy metals, drumming his fingers and tapping his foot like some pathetic drug addict (even my parents said he looked like drug addict/old man/leper/bangala FROM HIS BACK VIEW! fancy that... ="= my parents really have good eyesight! *hugs mom+dad*) The other day CT was talking to bugs about admin stuff, stuff that kids like us shldnt care. Then they cracked a joke, loud enough for us (not blasting music ) to hear. So we chuckled. 5 mins later, when the joke was over, S.D plucks off his damn contraption and asks loudly why we all laughing. Funnily we all ignored him, until he had to us the other programmer (let's call him plain china man or PCM) what was the joke. Then HE LAUGHED AS IF HE STARTED THE JOKE DAMN LOUDLY, REPEATING THE JOKE OUT LOUD. Wow so clever, you figured the punchline eh? *sneers* And this happens since Week 1. Imagine how long I tolerated his bloody nonsense. And he likes to stand behind people to look at what they are doing when they least expects it. After that, imagine someone talking to you through a loudspeaker placed directly beside your ear. Yes folks, S.D does that all the time ="= I'm going deaf soon. 助けて！！！

Which brings me to the fourth point. His opinions matter. So much so he forces you to listen by, what else, speaking very loudly, emphasizing his words what retarded gestures, insults to your preferences (like me using cheap cds to burn, me preferring casual games, and even my game design... *implodes* THIS MEANS WAR FUCKER!). it doesnt matter who you are. Even the Big boss and even bugs gets it all the time. Way to go bastard, I hope your IAP is screwed. I swear bugs looks hurt everytime S.D speaks. Poor guy... Anyway, I dont care if you're playing dragon ball or pokemon, I dont want to play our stupid games you stupid idiot leave me alone!!! And stop adding sound effects to your words you'll spew your saliva and your freaking S.D germs all over meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG! Just li ke PCO, forcing you to listen to how dumb he really is! =DDD

He has no friends. Oh well, I think his friends are inhuman, or like him, to be able to tolerate him. He only talks to PCM now about his random stupid stuffs, cos Big boss, bugs, Pammy, CT and I ran away. Random boss practically ignores him from Day1 anyway... =/ lucky guy, gets to hide in a corner singing random stuff ="= But that's not the issue. I think only people from China can stand him. Maybe he is from China too, adopted by some ill-fortuned couple ="= gee, then again, maybe all the ah bengs and ah lians are from there too. Cool. THEN WHY CANT THEY FREAKING GO BACK THERE AND DIE??? *cough cough*

THE MAIN REASON WHY I WANNA WAGE WAR AGAINST HIM: That retard, actually DARED to talk to Princess Teddy, and challenge her game concept. HRH has already, painstakingly gotten approval from Big boss, CT and even dear old Bugs. So why the fuck should HRH listen to a mere commoner and one that has NO INKLING of what a AAA game design is (go back to your slums of animation. You were born to be at my beck and call, so shut up)? So HRH Princess Teddy blinks at said commoner, assuming said commoner would fathom this simple but deep gesture. But noooooooooooo said commoner went on to sully HRH's good ears with his atrocious voice, and said the most demeaning, disgusting thing HRH heard in her whole blessed (almost) life: "Why dont you change your game to airplane game.. yada yada yada". HRH blinked again, asking for him to shut up, before mind-summoning her royal bodyguard Sir 麗. But said commoner continued... HRH faints, only to be rudely awaken by said commoner's stupid voice. HRH gathered what remains of her wits and sarcastically replied "Sure, little girls love airplane games dont they? So educational, mindlessly shooting around, screwing your way through". said commoner beamed. So HRH decided, this airhead really cant do anything else other than talk, and went back to her work - declaring war against said commoner. HRH should have known when said commoner suggested Warioware for an EDUCATIONAL game. Mataku. Just die already.

Oh wait, before dying, please return me my $5.90.

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