Saturday, June 16, 20079:22 AM

Teddy needs a date

Fast. Because clubLazy cant rescue me from boring BBQ outings with nosy relatives. Hm, lemme put it this way, a date(or rather, bf) is more inclined to get me out of long train rides to Pasir Ris, and boring small talks, senile relatives (I love my dear aunts, but they are dotty til I can explode) and a stream a strangers nodding at me asking "Who's this?" like I'm not invited. I am. They aren't. So there *pouts*
Anyway, I was stoning there til my niece ons the portable DVD player for me, so I port myself to the master bedroom. Fast-forward 4hrs later, I'm still trying to get spooked out by Korean Horrors when I got freaked out by some 2 yr old girl tapping on my headphones. I'll call her the Bu yao princess because this is basically what I could understand from her constant stream of endless murmuring. Anyway, Buyao princess is my grand niece (wow) apparently, and she's VERY cute. Except she runs when I try to cuddle her... teddy's not that appealing to little kids anymore *emo in a corner and gets chased out by maid* But anyway, she will randomly run in to teddy's territory and tap my headphone, scaring the hell out of me more than decapitated ghosts, flying hairballs and a psychotic mother. So, whenever I here the ringing of bells from her little feet, I'll go all alert and whip my headphone off. And then she'll murmur "whyshhedoinshthash?" and point to the screen at a particular scene where a guy is stabbing himself. Kids shouldn't be watching this but I doubt she understands... *teddy tries to cuddle buyao princess again* *buyao princess runs away**teddy saddens and emo in the toilet*
Anyway, why do that side of the family go forth and multiply so early? Scared of extinction ah? I already have 2 grand nephews and 1 grand niece to date. And counting. But kids tempt me to get kids of my own too... *remembers buyao princess protesting when aunt tries to touch her* well, not that serious anyway.
But still, for entertainment and emotional purposes, teddy needs a permanent date! Even my nephew (who got sick together with me when we're babies) in NS has a gf. Poo!!

Maybe I can hold out til I can migrate to Japan for Uruha... Wish me luck

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