Thursday, June 21, 20077:55 AM

A new day!

Haha, wonder what happened to me.. I seem to be enjoying my work now. Yes, now, at 11pm, at home. Waiting for tml. Because. Tml signifies a brand new start to a brand new weekend. And, tml is also the day where teddy and 11mb com battle it out on the "Battle of the slackiest worker" against 2 long-running rivals "Skinny Dom the sleeper" and "Otaku with the walkman" and that's all he has. Not even a new change of clothes. That's right folks, the first ever guy in teddy's life that wears the same thing since week 1. Maybe he has a super fast dryer. Yea right. Anyway, today's the match for the most irritating...

Round 1:
Skinny Dom the Sleeper vs Otaku with the walkman

Skinny Dom walks up to Otaku: Hey have you seen *yak yak yak at decibel LOUD*
Otaku listens on his walkman surfing his sites, oblivious to the offense made by skinny dom.
Skinny Dom draws in more breath. Adjusts voice to decibel HORRIFICALLY LOUD:
EH! EH! JIA PENG LIAO (makan time).
Otaku switches track, adjusts volume louder because of some frequency clash. Continues surfing random stuff.
Skinny Dom at max volume decibel MAXIMUSCOLOSUSSLYMINDBLOWINGLY LOUD:OEI YOU NOT HUNGRY AH? *teddy lost appetite and starts foaming tea*

Referee: teddy KO! wait, it isn't even her match...

Otaku stands up, turns... in the direction of the fridge to grab a can of greentea. Skinny Dom waves at Otaku, does eating gesture. Otaku nods, and took off his walkman.

Referee: Skinny Dom 1, no thanks to his power, Otaku 0, thus proving silence is golden, and definitely more useful then noise. Now, can someone mend tt hole in the wall made during the HORRIFICALLY LOUD phase?

Round 2
Cute Techie vs Skinny Dom
(okok, cute techie is the only CIVILISED eye-candy in the ENTIRE BUILDING, so spare me)
Cute Techie: aiya, the rents going up again, I need to find a new flat soon
Skinny Dom(because im lazy to think of descriptions, i'll just caps his words):HA?Y U NEED TO MOVE SO FAST?
C.T: Because my contract is only 1 yr.
S.d: Y ONE YEAR ONLY?
C.T: Is like that la
S.D: HAR? SO FAST MUST MOVE AH? EH Y ONE YEAR ONLY?
C.T: Er... yea... Brb, I go find newspaper find flats...
C.T runs off

Referee: Once again, the rounds goes to S.D, who scares off his opponent by being... stup-- er I mean, HIMSELF! *coughs* Right, on to the next round... who's next?*teddy paws referee's pants, flashing a toothy smile* Oh. you mean you're the last? But you just KOed in the first round. Hahaha, what's a puny thing like you gonna do to that empty vessel? Wahahha--- arg!!! *teddy bares fang and teeth, mangling referee til (his clothes) becomes strips.*

Round 3
Teddy vs S.D
Referee whimpers onto stand... grumbles... "this ain't the battle of the fiercest... i ought to disqualify u on the spot..."
*teddy's head does a spooky 180 degree turn to face referee.. flashing a fangy grin, with a murderous glint in her eyes.
Referee scrambles to his feet: Omg! sorry, i beg your pardon oh great mistress Teddy! Spare me and and pathetic life!!!
*teddy growls*: get on with it... I'm going in for revenge.... you can keep your stupid trophy...

"Rr-round 3... between Teddy and S.D... Who will emerge aliv- I mean win?"
*teddy sits on chair, sips lemon tea*
S.D: EH, WHAT YOU DRINKING?
*Teddy stares at bottle... shows to S.D*
S.D: OH... PAISEH CANT SEE... *teddy thinks:obviously..* WHERE YOU GET IT?
*teddy points to fridge*
S.D continues yaking on and on, about anything and everything. *teddy nods, listening to Maria and debugging codes at the same time, ignoring S.D*
4 hours later...
*teddy spams photoshop*
S.D snoring on his desk...
*teddy kicks com*
S.D snores louder
*teddy deletes stuff to free memory*
S.D rubs eyes and starts mouthing off rubbish in teddy's direction.
*teddy is frustrated, screams for help*
S.D runs towards teddy
*teddy stares at S.D, wondering what can he do, maybe he can save her (11mb ) com miraculously*
S.D starts bawling in laughter...SO STUPID! WHY YOUR COM SO NOO-
*teddy shrieks, grabs chair and beat the daylights out of S.D, takes monitor and smash it into his pimply face*

Referee: Overall champion! Teddy!! Never underestimate anyone by their size, because it's not a good measure of their viole- er I mean strength!
*teddy stalks towards referee with a menancing look*
Referee: wait wait.. what are you doing? Here's your prize... hey! hey! don't come near me! I[m on your side!!! Nooo- ah!!!!!!!!!!
*screen blacks out*

Tune in for the Battle of the slackiest tomorrow... or maybe never. I may turn out too slacky to blog anything...

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