Wednesday, May 30, 20076:09 AM

House of flying glass shards

Will go into detail about that later.

Anyway, yesterday I solved that stupid batch prob

*jR teddy types /q and saves*
*a stream of colorful lights surrounds jR teddy and 'halleluja' plays in the background. A beam of light shines on monitor, with cherubs floating down*
*jR teddy blinks*
1 minute later...
*jR teddy is sent to the hospital due to extreme shock to the systems*

And it aint my fault!!! I spent like, 1 bloody day on a prob that can be solved in 1 minute!!! zzz... *stabs self* Ok, I'm not a batch pro but... *looks at mountains of tasks* I'm expected to be one... omg... just let me die already...

But anyway, thank goodness prob is solved. So does it work? Well.. let's find out shall we? Test it on 30 different mobile devices and emulators no less!!! And to think I dislike owning a phone... *sobs quietly* Sadist is not the only one with phone issues...

So here we go, today I need to obfuscate my brain. Er no, I mean the files. So yea.. whee... This is fun actually... I'm not kidding! Don't die on me!!!

jR teddy: erm... I need to preverify after obfuscating....
boss: need meh?
jR teddy: *rmbs slides* yea...
boss: dont think so. *rambles on another list of stuff to do*

The next day and 5 hours later...
jR teddy: um boss... this doesn't work... *explains stuff boss doesn't seem to get*
boss: lemme look at it.... *fiddles with com* ta-da, it's working. oh yea, you need to *rambles on some stuff I tried to explain to him before*. Er, let me solve the obfuscation problem too...
jR teddy: Sure *glady sends files over*

1 hour later...
*jR teddy stares at preverification mess... brain explodes, packs up remaining braincells and tries to leave*
boss: Ah, so fast offline ah, I wanna send you something... can help me test this? Oh by the way, you know how to solve the problem? You need to preverify after obfuscating. Did you?
*jR teddy dies in seat*

That's what I tried to tell you >< But he preverified faster than me. Pro ma... Ok, me noob, so sorry. School sent wrong person over. But it's lucky(or not) I didn't go JM's company. There's tons of documentations to do(minus 40 points), and there's Jeremy(plus 60 points) and a hell of a stingy boss (-100 points). Total score, -20/100. Eh, ok, lucky I'm not there. Oh yea they use linux. Minus 40 points. Hm.. not much left to deduct anyway...

Sigh... the people are friendly. really. I ain't kidding. I just need to turn pro faster. Hopefully tomorrow, I'm abit more clever. *stares mournfully at blown up bits of brain*

Anyway about the flying glass shards. I wanna mangle the neighbour upstairs. Legally, residential constructions are supposed to start at 9am, and end at 5pm. But nooooo. I was rudely awaken by drilling noises above my bedroom at 8.00am no less. And when I get home at 7pm, those workers were hogging the lift and I had to climb the stairs!! Arg!!! Then when I FINALLY reach home sweet home, mom complained that today, the kitchen light dropped while those idiots were drilling away. Then she went to complain, but the boss not there. Seriously it was freaking dangerous, the kitchen light was made of glass, and just moments before, my mom was hanging out the laundry, which meant she was directly under the light!!! Gonna so KILL THOSE BLOODY FOOLS if anything happens to my mom!!! Zzz, cant even go home in peace...

Anyway...
I'm missing you guys... you know who you are ;) IAP end soon please. And after that, I don't want to grow up anymore...

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