Wednesday, January 04, 200610:33 AM

Thinking Part 1


Cos it was boring during CG. Not like there was nothing to do...There was, but I did it quickly... Looking around the class, I dont know where I should go... Cos, the peeps I usually hang out with seem to exclude me in their activities. Maybe cos I'm seldom online... I dont know... Feel so alone at times though I know I'm not really alone. Sometimexs when they joke, I dont laugh, cos I dont understand, never been where they went, or seen what they saw >< Bwah... But they'll be there when I need them. I hope...

Today ish Orion day. Ganbare Yunix and Bryan~ *sings Happy Tree Friends* Hoho.
Must win! *stress Yunix*


I saw this super funny bit in a forum, about Ruki, Uruha, Aoi, Die, several cute penguins and a couple of fangUrls. =p Cant resist posting excerpts of it here. This revolves 2 persons : pinkkillerkisou(pk) , and drain_away(da). Both whom I dont know but wish to meet =p

pk is [me] here-

me: oniisan be nice to my awesome buddy...
Ruki: go away or I'll bite your foot again
me: I knew you agreed to be my onii just so you could fatten me up with caaandy and eat me! Ruki: oh no... you discovered my secret plan... *laughs sarcastically*
me: what I wouldn't give to have a evil button of DOOM at my command right now

da is [me] here-

not the evil button of DOOM!! *grabs broom and bag of swedish fish to defend herself with* shh, PK, don't mention the evil buttons of DOOM, you might inadvertently summon the - ergh!! *shreeks as evil button of DOOM comes out from around a corner and slowly crawls (because of course they have legs and feet and arms and hands and noses and mouths and ears, etc...) towards drain_away and bag of sedish fish*
Me: HAVE AT YOU!! *after luring evil button of DOOM towards her with said swedish fish, she assaults said evil buutton of DOOM with the broom* TAKE THAT! AND THAT!!
Ruki:..........and you expect me to be nice to THAT??

[da]
me: you mean her or the evil button of DOOM?
Ruki: her, dummy! *WHAP!*
me: *cry*
Ruki: *makes ridiculous hot face at evil button of DOOM*
eboD: *twitches a bit and starts inflating*
me: yay! *does dance*
eboD: *shakes head and returns to normal*
Ruki: well if that doesn't work...
Ruki: *mysteriously vanishes*
me: oniisan... *looks around and he;s nowhere to be found* eep!

next episode. (and I think Yunix might kill da... for it. It might be abit NC 16 for non fangirls too. *giggle*)
[da]
that is true... i am sure in real life Daisuke-sama knows i am his soul mate... and we will get married and live happily ever after and Kyo-kun and Totchi-kun will be my love slaves... of course, silly me for ever doubting the reality of it all...

[pk]
Yea... how wrong of you to doubt fate and despair... infact I think you should be punished for your transgressions! *throws you in a closet with Daisuke-sama in shorty-shorts* (shhh... it's really punishment everyone I swear... don't bother with the details... )

[da]
*is thrown into closet*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA - why HELLO, Daisuke-kun *said in seductive voice*
Die: ...HOLY CRAP, NOT YOU AGAIN!!
Me: Daisuke, i have been bad, you should whip me!! *pounces on Daisuke and tries to kiss him*
Die: ...uh...that's really...okay...*despretely tries to wriggle free, but to no avail* ...help...*gives up honor for the time being* HOLY CRAP, HELP!! KYO!! KA-CHAN!! SOMEBODY SAVE ME, OH GOD WHY!?!?
Me: DAISUKE HOLD STILL, I AM TRYING TO KISS YOU!! *tries to force his face to the front so she can kiss him*
Die: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!! *is screaming like a woman and desperately trying to keep his face away from hers*
(a punishment for...who, exactly?? )

[pk] (who apparently assumed Ruki is her onii-san... dont blame her, I would like to hav him as a big bro too =p)

Ruki: *magically appears* what is that horrible shrieking sound...
me: oniisan... go away... this does not concern you
Ruki: *pulls out bag of swedish fish magically and waves them in front of pk*
me: oooh... you sooo are ebil, oniisan *glares*
Ruki: I know this...
me: give me swedish fish!!!
Ruki: no... *chews them tauntingly*
me: you remember what happened when you ate the cotton candy... you dressed up in a yellow frilly dress and danced around with a teddy bear... are you sure you can handle those... give them to me... now...
Ruki: *magically make cotton candy appear and eats some*
me: you are sick and twisted
Ruki: sugar has not more power over me... *eats cotton candy and swedish fish*
me: why can't you be diabetic *growls and tries to take them away*
Ruki: *holds it just out of her reach*
me: *whines and stomps and pouts* I'm so telling on you...
Ruki: who are you gonna tell?
me: I hate you... I want a new big brother... besides... you tried to eaaaat me... *more strange struggle noises from the closet*
Ruki: what the hell? It sounds like there are animals dying in there... what did you do pk? *goes to open door*
me: *swats his hand*
Ruki: *WHAP!!!*
me: *dazed*

(yes... Ruki knows magic... how dare you think otherwise... )
(I'm not sure... it seems both of you are being punished in a way )

[da]

Me: HOLD STILL, DAMMIT!! *is still trying to kiss Daisuke*
Die: UUUUUUUUUUUUWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! ! *is jiggling the door knob to try to get out* IT'S LOCKED!! WHY IS IT LOCKED!? WHO WOULD DO SUCH A THING!?!?
Me: STOP MOVING!! *is now trying to wrestle him to the ground*
Die: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAH!! *is screaming like a woman again*
Ruki: what the hell? It sounds like there are animals dying in there... what did you do pk? *goes to open door*
PK: *swats his hand*
Ruki: *WHAP!!!*
PK:*dazed*
Ruki: *opens door* W...TF...*drain_away has finally wrestled Daisuke to the ground and is sitting on top of him, trying to pull off his clothes*
Die: MY SAVIOR!!
Me: hi, Ruki!! where is PK??
PK:*still dazed*
Die: SAVEMESAVEME, PLEEEEEEEEASE!!
Ruki: *shuts the door and locks it*
Die: NOOOOOOOOOOO!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!?!?
Me: HOLD STILL!! *ripping noises as she fianlly manages to rip his shirt off of him*

[/at this point Im choking on my laughter... I dont wanna laugh like mad when Mr Tan is teaching... *gag* by the way, I changed some stuff because Blogger cant read the emoticons used]
[pk]

me: *shakes off the daze-ness* ...did you just close the door and lock them back in?
Ruki: yes...
me: omg you are so awesome...
Ruki: I know this...
me: I have the most awesome oniisan in the whole world... <--*happy cry*
Ruki: you just want the candy
me: yeeeesssss...
Ruki: *gives her the candy and key*
me: ...
Ruki: just don't let them out... *laughs maniacally*
me: I certainly will not... *chews on swedish fish*
Ruki: *pats her on the head and magically disappears*
me: the only thing that would make this better is if I had penguins
*POOF! POOF! POOF! ...three little penguins named Uruha magically appear*
me: no way... *o* ...and Aoi in shorty-shorts would be nice, too.
*POOOOOOFFFFFF! *
*Aoi chokes on magic dust and swats the air to get the magical sprinkle away*
[na-chan: Yunix is gonna kill her =p and um... I want him too!!! ><]
Aoi: is it just me or is it cold in here?
(Damn right... and I have magic too ...oh man I am so awesome )

[da]
Die: *is still crying and screaming and trying to recover bits of his shredded clothing* WHY WOULD HE DO THAT!?!? WHY WOULD ANYBODY DO THAT!?!?
Me: STOP MOVING, IT WILL BE LESS PAINFUL IF YOU DO!!
Die: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE!!
Me: yes, and? XD
Die: why me!?
Me: because you are hot nd we are soul mates. XD
*all of the sudden Shun appears out of nowhere amidst chaos (i.e. three penguins parading around a half naked Aoi)*
Shun: *moves towards closet* what the hell is going on in there!?
Me: DAISUKE, STOP MOVING, I HAVE TO UNBUCKLE YOUR BOOTS BEFORE I CAN TAKE YOUR PANTS OFF!!
Die: UUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
Shun: OMG MY POOR LITTLE SISTER IS BEING RAPED!! SOMEBODY HELP!!
Die: SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Shun: HOW DARE YOU TAKE ADVANTAGE OF MY LITTLE SISTER YOU FIEND!! I WILL EAT YOU ALIVE!!
Me: ...oniisan?? what are you doing here!?
Shun: I AM HERE TO RESCUE YOU FROM THE CLUTCHES OF EVIL MEN!!
Me: that...won't be neccessary...
Shun: *tries the doorknob* CRAP!! LOCKED! *thinks for a minute* STAND BACK, I WILL BREAK DOWN THE DOOR!!
Me: NO, SHUN WAIT -
Die: PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE HELP!! Shun: AND I WILL EAT WHATEVER MAN IS DEFLOWERING YOU!!
Me: Shun, last time you tried to eat somebody, you -
Shun: READY!?
Shun: *throws all of his weight into the door until it finally breaks open* oh yeah!!
Me: *is sitting on top of Daisuke, holding his shredded shirt* why would you do that!?
Die: *is lying on the floor with no shirt and one boot missing* I LOVE YOU!!
Shun: *GASP!!* YOU!!
Die: me??
Shun: YOU DEFILED MY PRECIOUS LITTLE SISTER!! I CANNOT BELIEVE NATSUKI EVER LIKED YOUR BAND, YOU...YOU SCUM!!
Die: wait...you are missunderstanding the situation...*realizes he is still holding the whip he was sent in with when PK first locked them in the closet* ... N-NO!! IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK!!Shun: WHY YOU!!
*Shun leaps at Daisuke and the two proceed to wrestly eachother to the ground, Shun growling and Daisuke yelping like a girl*
Me: YAY, LITTLE URUHAS!! *joins PK over with the penguins and Aoi and huggles one of the little Uruhas* if only the REAL Uruha were here...
*POOF*
Uruha: you called?? *sees penguins* OMGOMGOMGPENGUINS!! ILOVETHISONE!! NOTHISONE!! NOWAITTHISONE!! oh who am i kidding i love ALL OF THEM!!!

[pk]
(at this point I'm crazy at the thought of Uruha with all those cute penguins. And also controlling my laughter as Die gets socked by Shun...)
me: Eeee! *picks up penguin and hugs it*
Uruha: I want more penguins!!!
*Poof! Poof! Poof! Poof! Poof! Poof! Poof! Poof! Poof! ...9 more little penguins appear and start dancing around Aoi*
Aoi: *standing very frozen and shivering* where are these penguins all coming from?
me: *puts penguin down and hugs Aoi* Aww... poor Aoi all cold in shorty-shorts...
Aoi: don't touch me you weird girl
me: how can you say that?
Aoi: I wish I had a coat
*POOF!*
Aoi: *wraps big warm fuzzy coat tighter around himself* that's much better
me: I wish you didn't have that coat
*POOF!*
Aoi: I wish I did
POOF!*
me: No!
*POOF!*
Aoi: Yes!
*POOF!*
[/and it will never end tho I personally wsih Aoi didnt have that coat... xP]

[da]

*Shun and Daisuke are still duffing eachother up in the background as Aoi and PK have an argument over a coat that keeps poofing back into existence and out again*
Uruha: *holds up penguin* this one is SO CUTE!! i will name it...cutey-pie! *sparkle eyes* and and THIS ONE!! uuh, how about...CUTEY!! and and and...THIS ONE!! AH! i will name it Badtsumaru, just for good measure... *huggles penguins*
Me: ... *huggles Uruha* this could only be better if Reita and Kai and CAKE where all present... Uruha: ...get off of me, you are squishing my penguins!
*POOFPOOFPOOF*
*Reita and Kai appear wearing party hats, along with a multi-level frosted cake COVERED in flowers, with carousel horses seperating the levels* <- i had that cake for my 16th birthday party! XD
Reita: W...TF am i doing here?? *rubs nose...band...XD*
Kai: ah...i don't...know... *sees cake and cuts a piece* want some, Reita??
Reita: ...it's so...PINK...*sniffs cake suspiciously*
Me: *sees Reita and Kai and CAKE* *drops Uruha and penguins* *wanders towards cake* Uruha: oof! *falls over after being suddenly let go of*
Me:*lurking near cake while Kai eats and Reita tries to stare down his slice*
Reita: funny...i feel like i'm being watched...*shifty eyes*
Kai: ...hmm...me too...
Me: *is lurking right behind the two, muttering "keikiii...KEIKIIIII"*
Reita: *turns around and sees drain away being strange*
Kai: -_-"
Me: *sidles over next to Reita*
Reita:-_-"
Me: *takes Reit'a piece of cake*
Reita: 0o;
Me: *runs*
Reita: my cake!!
Kai: your cake!!
Me: *sits in corner eating stolen cake while Uruha holds one of the penguin's wings and helps it dance around a bit*
Uruha: yay! [nachan: Uru-chan~kawaii~]
Penguin: 0o;
- End -

Seriously, if I weren't I'd have died laughing. I died last night (of laughter obviously) and revived today to glomp through the rest of their posts. And risk another laughing fit. I'm gonna post some pics in the JMD forum. And maybe, once I figure out posting pics on Blogger, I'm gonna post some absolutely gorgeous *and sexeh* pics of Gazette and Mivi. >< Cant wait for school to end.

Anyway, Ganbare~ Yunix and Bry~!

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